

Feb 221 min read
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME
Ziggy : I don't know. Is it just me? Tolga : What? Ziggy : Seems all the same people we all watched dedicating the last decade of...


Feb 11 min read
SWIFT
Kyagulani Mutumbo : Swift can't sing. Matudana Kyninyi : Totally. No one in the music industry can sing. Kyagulani Mutumbo : Yeah....


Dec 23, 20242 min read
HOW THINGS WERE
So many such odd things these days. So many such things and so very odd that it’s hard to differentiate what is normal and what is...


Dec 9, 20242 min read
GREASE FIRES AND PEEPHOLES
CANDISS: But you could be setting fire to things while adding fuel. BARTHALAHMEU: What do you mean? C: Well, you have no information....


Dec 1, 20249 min read
ON FISH, BIG AND LITTLE or WHO WILL ROLL THIS MASSIVE STONE?
NOAH: Someone was telling me how the Gospel of Mark, according to Mark, St. Mark the Evangelist, was originally transmitted by itinerant...


Nov 11, 20242 min read
NEW SHOES
Late one night my wife returned home
And my wife, she was without her shoes
And so I asked my wife
“Wife, where are your shoes?”


Nov 5, 20243 min read
THE CARDS YOU'RE DEALT
ME: Okay, just hear me out. YOU: Fine. ME: Harris takes the stage with Michelle Obama and Oprah. Behind them is a phalanx of lawyers...


Oct 21, 20241 min read
DETERRENCE THEORY THEORY or RS-28 SARMAT WITH LOVE
EVERY EXPERT: Putin just has nothing to gain from launching a war with Ukraine. He would never do it. ME: I don’t know about that. ALL...

Oct 16, 20244 min read
THE MOST RELIABLE OF ALL
March 2014: Mme Dienne LaCarétt, mother of post-neo-colonial orthonarcotics, looked up and down, high and low, walking the length of the...


Sep 30, 202411 min read
TIP-TOEING WITH LOONS
NADAV: It’s difficult to understand how we aren’t gleefully waltzing toward a global war. VANDANA: And the real thing, not the isolated...


Sep 17, 20241 min read
HEZBOLLOCKS-BE-GONE
*beep-beep* *buzzz* *beep-beep*


Aug 22, 20241 min read
MARINOVKA VIOLATIONS
NON-FICTION Today, August 22, 2024, a fellow recorded a video on his phone as he witnessed the Marinovka air base, on the Don river in...


Aug 20, 20242 min read
DON'T WORRY
You wake up on the floor of a small windowless room. Disoriented, you sit up. You're not sure where you are or how you got there. In...


Aug 3, 202410 min read
DIRECTIONS
Narendra : They’re not trying to hide anything from you, though. Adrenalina : Aren’t they? Narendra : They would if they could. For...


Jul 27, 20249 min read
AN ANTIDOTE TO GOLDFISHING or OCCASIONING OCCULTATIONS
Deborahlis : Yeah, I’m calling it ‘goldfishing.’ Cephorrhoea : Goldfish? Deborahlis : Gold-fishing. Not the cracker. Cephorrhoea : ...


Jul 3, 20241 min read
EUPHEMISTICALLY
Guy : What's been your favourite output from Santa Clara Valley? Maël : I'm pretty into illegal-taxi-company and...


Jun 19, 202413 min read
HELL LET LOOSE
MI-CHAEL: I dunno. It’s like how I play this game. It’s a kind of World War II simulation. The creators have attempted to faithfully...


May 28, 202417 min read
ARE YOU ABETTING, MAN?
Two people are having a conversation over the phone. One is in a typical Singapore apartment complex. Lush green trees are all around....


Apr 4, 202412 min read
DISHONOURABLE DISCHARGE
Deborrah Smallrich — former army intelligence officer, new mother, and her household’s sole breadwinner — decided to leave her husband...


Feb 23, 20249 min read
SPOILS
Sho-sho : What do you know about Anfal? Ne-nah : What language is that? Sho-sho : Arabic, I presume. Ne-nah : Al-Anfal is the title...


Jan 31, 20245 min read
FOOD AND HOT TEA
The long trek was made longer by deep snow and an icy breeze. After eight hours they’d made it to the agreed location. Before making the...


Jan 4, 20245 min read
HUMANS ABOUND or GIVEN THE ACTIONS ON THE OTHER SIDE
FADE IN: 1 EXT. BUSY DOWNTOWN STREET - LATE AFTERNOON Walking down a crowded sidewalk on a busy street full of shops and cafes. A man...


Dec 8, 20236 min read
ZIVILISATIONBRUSCH
Though Malayuka Arnutskyah scored high on all her examinations, that could not help her overcome the quotas. Even though she was raised...


Nov 26, 202312 min read
HYPERBOLE
[ The internet, 2023: Some random idiot is confronted by a human rights lawyer on social media ] “It’s not a game. I’m calling you out.”...