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Guy: What's been your favourite output from Santa Clara Valley?
Maël: I'm pretty into illegal-taxi-company and civilization-destroying-chatrooms. Oh and phony-currency-for-organized-crime.
Guy: I still wish I'd gotten in on phony-currency-for-organized-crime much earlier. I mean, who doesn't? Illegal-taxi-company seems useful, too, but I still haven't used it. I think I like housing-killing-hotel-chain the best.
Maël: Right. But you're on civilization-destroying-chatrooms. Aren't you?
Guy: Oh yeah, everyone's on there. I like the blue one. The black one I don't really understand and find it hard to use.
Maël: Do you use the yellow one?
Guy: No. I hear it's a Chinese weapon.
Maël: And what about this other recent thing, what is it, cloud-based-fraud-machine?
Guy: Oh yeah, I love it. Use it every day. It's made my job so much easier.
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